* When a woman says “Yes” that means “ No “
* When a woman says “No” that means “ Yes “
* When a woman says “Maybe” that means “ No “
* When a woman says “I'm sorry” that means “ You'll be sorry"
* When a woman says “We need” that means “ I want “
* When a woman says “It's your decision “that means “ My correct decision should be obvious by now “
* When a woman says “ Do what you want “that means “ You'll pay for this later “
* When a woman says “We need to talk “that means “ I need to complain “
* When a woman says “Sure go ahead “that means” I don't want you to “
* When a woman says “I'm not upset “that means “ Of course I'm upset, you moron “
* When a woman says “This kitchen is so inconvenient “that means “ I want a new house “
* When a woman says “I want new curtains” that means “ carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper “
* When a woman says “I heard a noise “that means “ I noticed you were almost asleep “
* When a woman says “Do you love me? “that means “ I'm going to ask for something expensive “
* When a woman says “ How much do you love me? “ that means “ I did something today you're going to hate “
* When a woman says “I'll be ready in a minute “ that means “ Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV “
* When a woman says “You have to learn to communicate” that means “ Just agree with me “
* When a woman says “Are you listening to me!? “ that means “Too late, you're dead “
07-29-2014 ~ 02:06 AM
رد: Women's & Men's Dictionary
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